Dad bod

Who knew the “dad bod” came with so much wisdom?

Sure, I might not be rocking six-pack abs, but let’s be honest—those extra handful of Cheez-Its during bedtime battles were earned. The dad bod isn’t just a physique; it’s a badge of honor.

It’s the result of years spent perfecting the art of finishing leftover mac and cheese, buttered noodles, and air fryer chicken nuggets, carrying sleeping kids to bed (which counts as cardio, by the way), and prioritizing family movie nights over gym sessions.

And with this dad bod comes dad wisdom. Knowing how to assemble anything without the instructions and mastering the perfect “dad joke” delivery.

Who needs abs when you’ve got life experience?