Dad joke

Every dad has that one joke—the one we think is comedy gold. Mine? It’s about dinosaurs.

Every time the topic comes up, I can’t resist:

“Hey kids, why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?”

Them: “Why, Dad?” (already regretting asking)

Me: “Because the ‘P’ is silent!”

Cue the groans, eye rolls, and my uncontrollable laughter. But here’s the thing—deep down, I know they secretly love it. (Okay, maybe really deep down.)

Dad jokes aren’t just jokes—they’re a rite of passage. And I’ll proudly keep delivering mine, one prehistoric pun at a time.